The Nonsense Cafe

Where tall tales, real and imagined, absurd and compelling, are served with a smile

Shave My Bacon

So like a fine wine gets better with age, a fine man gets hairier.  It is not something to frown upon.  Rather it is the male human’s plumage recognizing its full potential.  Like a proud peacock flaunting it’s feathery goods, manus peltus is the grandest expression of animalistic grandeur.  Now, there are limits.  And as demonstrated here, it is high time my better half fired up the flesh mower.

At least I agreed to sleep and eat my bacon outside.  Please pardon my exposed coconuts.

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2 responses to “Shave My Bacon

  1. richard moore May 6, 2011 at 10:14 am

    vindication !!

  2. amberlymoore3333 May 5, 2011 at 7:59 am

    That’s just wrong. Flesh mower, fired up and ready!

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